Why, you ask?
Let me show you some of their products.
I need one of these:
Totally Awesome Water Bottle
I need one because it is absolutely the truth.
I also want one of these:
Even Better Coffee Mug
Or seven. Because there are seven days in a week, after all. . .
And then I noticed they were having a sale on these:
These are really lovely mugs
You get six of these. So I don't know what I'd do on the seventh day. Maybe drink from this:
Because we all know it's the truth.
I would get this one, but I have a five year old getting ready to start Kindergarten and he will be learning how to read.
"Why Does He Have to be Learning to Read?" Mug
If he were younger, I'd totally have it. Then I'd put it away till he became a teenager, because then I know he'll be using the word himself. But not around me, because I'll be royally peeved if he says it around me.
And in case you wonder, no, I am not getting paid to advertise for these guys. Though I wish I could get paid for it.
I loved the mugs so much, that I then went to look at their t-shirts and hoodies. I was afraid they would disappoint me. They did not.
I TOTALLY want one of these:
And love this one too:
So True T-shirt
And this is a must have, even though it is a men's shirt:
My "I can't wait for the new muppet movie coming out" T-shirt
My grandmother should have had this T-shirt:
Sorry mom, for the language, but you know it's true T-shirt
I could go on and on. But I won't. I will say, I laughed harder at this site than I have in a long time. I don't even know what "The Onion Store" is all about. But they are just plain funny to me.
Enjoy shopping. I know I will!
Happy day folks!
PS - My birthday is mid-September. So if you are looking for gift ideas, look no further.