Requested: Routine Exam, 09/16/2011
For: To help Roxann make some money. And to get my eyes checked.
Comments: Roxann, you better not be late, because I have to be home to get my little boy off the school bus. If I'm late, I'm bringing him straight to your house and you can deal with the stress and anxiety while I go to Starbucks. Or a bar. And I don't know when I'll be back. Maybe by Tuesday.
Date Sent: 09/15/2011 1:08:41pm
Name: Mrs. Carolyn Y. Davidson
Nickname: "HRH Princess Carolyn"
Occupation/Grade: Domestic Goddess and Honest to Gosh Princess
How did you find us? Friend or Relative, Referred by: My crazy father and mom Don and Louise Y. (need I say more?)
Last Eye Exam: Look at my chart and it will tell you.
Do you have any allergies to medications? Yes. Allergic to: SEVERE CT Dye allergy. Don't ever give me that or I'll die. Then I will proceed to haunt you forever for doing that.
Further explanation or more conditions: Itching and if I don't stay on allergy medicine, my eyes swell up, sometimes particularly after I eat. They look TERRIBLE.
I also have exercise induced asthma, so my parents don't think I should ever exercise again. I'm ignoring this bit of advice from them. Otherwise, I'd be as big as a house. . .
I didn't put any pyschiatric problems,although I think others would say that's debatable. Especially all the other voices in my head right now.
See? Makes for much more interesting reading for my health care team.
Happy Day folks!